These are my some of my favorite quotes, and will be updated whenever I find a new one, or find a new one and remember this page… So let’s not lie this page will probably not be updated very often.
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“Don’t worry too much about life, you’ll never get out alive.” – Van Wilder (Great Movie)
“Worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but it doesn’t get you anywhere.” – Van Wilder
“if you’re always thinking about the future, then you kinda forget about the present.” – Van Wilder Again.
“You are either really brave, or really stupid.”
“Perhaps there isn’t much difference between the two.”
BT: “What is this word?”
Andy V: “Paraphernalia…”
BT: “Oh I thought that was a drug.”
“It’s never what you expect.” -Mr. Kenney
“Scito te ipsum.”
“The truth is that our finest moments are most likely to occur when we are feeling deeply uncomfortable, unhappy, or unfulfilled. For it is only in such moments, propelled by discomfort, that we are likely to step out of our ruts and start searching for different ways or truer answers.” – M. Scott Peck
Me – “did you just wink at me!?!?!?”
Avi – “no, i just blinked with one eye…”
Me – I have a good idea… it might be murder though…
Quagmire – “You take the venom out of a cobra and what do you got… You got… a belt…”
Jai - “NO!!!! I love Beer!” (after I try to take away his beer to prevent him from spilling it)
——–Irish Diplomacy——–
The ability to tell a man to go to hell so that he looks forward to the trip.
Me (To Laura on AIM): Do they have de-energizers?
(5 second Pause)
Me: Damnit that’s Ritalin.
(Drew and I were talking about STDs in a hypothetical case because of inspot.org and we started talking about the Clap)
Roy: Clap on!
Drew: Clap off… it’s not that easy.
“And who is to say that this isn’t what happens, who is to tell that my fantasies won’t come true… Just this once…” JD’s last lines.
My definition of an expert in any field is a person who knows enough about what’s really going on to be scared.
- P. J. Plauger
The best way to predict the future is to invent it.
- Alan Kay
